yournovel Chapter 295 This is getting more and more outrageous!
Chapter 295 This is getting more and more outrageous!
Chapter 295 This is getting more and more outrageous!
Yu Huan, holding Lin Yourong's hand, walked straight out of the bustling hot pot restaurant.
They paused briefly on one side of the main entrance.
Yu Huan turned to the side, his gaze falling on his younger sister and brother who were following closely behind.
A smile played on his lips beneath his mask as he joked, "I need to get you both a black suit and a pair of sunglasses each—"
Upon hearing this, Yu Songnian was slightly taken aback, then his face showed the same speechless expression as that of a Bodhisattva: "You're treating me and Sister Chengzi as bodyguards, aren't you?"
Yu Chengcheng threw a clean, straight punch at her little brother's thick-skinned arm: "What bodyguard? Can't he be a secret agent?"
Yu Songnian immediately clutched his arm, wincing, "Why did you use so much force! Doesn't it hurt!?"
“With such high defense, of course it will hurt when you exert force!” Yu Chengcheng said matter-of-factly.
Lin Yourong chuckled at the siblings' antics, her eyes crinkling with laughter behind her sunglasses: "You're both so tall, if you wore suits and ties with sunglasses, you'd definitely look like secret agents."
Yu Huan glanced at Yu Chengcheng's light brown hair peeking out from under her baseball cap, nodded slightly, and said, "Even without these things, you'd definitely turn heads on the street."
Yu Songnian suddenly thought of something, and a smile was suppressed on his lips.
At this moment, she was very relaxed. Noticing Yu Huan's gaze, she said half-jokingly, "Sister Orange is indeed a rare animal."
Yu Huan nodded, a teasing smile on her lips: "That's right, a high-quality human female who is 1.8 meters tall."
Lin Youren couldn't help but smile and playfully patted Yu Huan's arm.
Yu Chengcheng, now the center of attention, rolled her eyes, her lips twitching as she prepared to deliver a fierce counterattack to the two.
But then she heard her beautiful sister-in-law ask in a curious, gentle voice, "Chengcheng, how tall are you?"
Yu Chengcheng coughed slightly, noticing that her beautiful sister-in-law was examining her flat canvas shoes, and said without a doubt, "179."
Hearing this, Yu Songnian laughed heartily: "179 hairs, I measured you barefoot, you're almost 1.81 meters tall."
Yu Chengcheng immediately raised her hand and slapped Yu Songnian's head: "You'd better shut your mouth, you rat Songnian!"
Yu Huan chuckled to himself.
Years later, when Attack on Titan became a hit, he felt that if his little sister wore some high heels, she could cosplay as the Female Titan at a comic convention.
It would be impolite to repeatedly tease the little sister about her height.
So Yu Huan changed the subject and asked Lin Yourong, "Wife, are we going straight to Yuelu Mountain?"
Lin Yourong glanced back at the shopping mall across the street and asked, "How about we buy some food first?"
"Kuoyi."
Yu Huan led her by the hand as they passed by the BMW.
In the bright and warm sunshine, they crossed the zebra crossing and stepped onto the threshold of the shopping mall.
After arriving at the shopping area, pause briefly in front of the stacked shopping baskets.
Yu Songnian stepped forward from the crowd and took out a basket, carrying it in his hand.
Seeing this, Yu Huan couldn't help but give him a thumbs up: "Not bad, young man, you're sensible!"
Yu Songnian chuckled.
at the same time.
Lin Yourong turned to Yu Chengcheng, who had walked up to her, and said, "Chengcheng, take whatever you want to eat, don't be shy."
"With Sister Rong by my side, I definitely won't be polite!" Yu Chengcheng replied with a grin.
Lin Yourong then looked at Shu Songnian, who was incredibly docile in front of her but beaming with delight when talking to Yu Huan: "Songnian, you're the same—"
Yu Songnian turned his head and replied hastily, somewhat reservedly, "Okay, sister-in-law."
Yu Huan patted Yu Songnian's head and said, "Shu Songnian, just like Chengzi, you should call her Sister You Rong too."
"Okay, Sister Rong—" Yu Songnian suddenly came to his senses and quickly corrected his slip of the tongue: "Okay, Brother Huan!"
Lin Yourong couldn't help but chuckle at the amusement of these three clowns.
Bright lights shone on rows of neatly arranged shelves, displaying a dazzling array of goods. The colorful packaging was so overwhelming that it was hard to know where to begin.
Lin Yourong released Yu Huan's hand and strolled lightly toward the shopping shelf.
Three bodyguards followed closely behind.
Not long after.
Yu Songnian, carrying a medium-sized bag full of snacks and drinks, trailed behind the three people walking side by side as they stepped out of the supermarket.
Lin Yourong, walking in the middle, had her arm around Yu Huan with one hand and took out car keys from her crossbody bag with the other.
After taking it, Yu Huan turned slightly to the side and tossed it to Yu Songnian, who was a step behind, saying, "You drive, be the driver."
Yu Songnian raised his large, fan-like hand and patted the key to his chest.
After clenching it in his palm, he smiled confidently with a hint of excitement and replied, "No problem, I guarantee I'll get everyone safely to their destination!"
I've never driven a luxury car worth 500,000 or 600,000 before!
These days, even when crossing a zebra crossing, pedestrians have to yield to cars.
The four walked and stopped, yielding to the cars whizzing by, and after crossing the road, they got into the BMW one after another.
Yu Huan carried a bag of snacks and drinks, climbed into the passenger seat, placed it on the footrest, and then fastened her seatbelt.
He leaned back slightly, looking quite relaxed and content.
He glanced back at Lin Yourong sitting behind him, a teasing smile playing on his lips, and said, "You've already witnessed Sister Yourong's driving skills when you came over, haven't you?"
The words have not yet fallen.
Lin Yourong rolled her eyes at him.
Yu Chengcheng suddenly took her beautiful sister-in-law's left arm and said without thinking, "When Sister Rong is driving, she can see all the scenery in the world and hear all the sounds from all directions. Her driving skills are much better than yours and Songnian's."
His words were full of sincerity.
Yu Songnian released the handbrake and replied in a muffled voice, "Sister Rong drives really well. This is the first time I've experienced that feeling of security and safety when the steering wheel isn't in my own hands."
Lin Yourong is taking off her mask.
Hearing the siblings' words, she smiled and, flattered, gestured with her chin towards Yu Huan.
The gentle push-back sensation made Yu Huan, who was both amused and exasperated, turn around.
Watching Yu Songnian drive his BMW slowly away from the curb, she couldn't help but chuckle and say, "Wow, with Sister Rong around, you've got them all completely under your thumb—"
The wheels gradually increased their rotation speed, and the roadside trees began to rush past.
Suddenly.
Yu Huan then felt a light tap on her head.
Turning his head, he saw Lin Yourong slowly withdraw her hand, give him a light glare, and say, "So you're calling her 'Sister Yourong' too, right?"
Seeing the slight impatience in her expression, as if calling her that in front of others would really upset her, Yu Huan quickly smiled apologetically and said, "Oh dear, my wife, I was just led astray by them!"
Lin Yourong suppressed a smile, gave a soft snort, and ignored him.
Turning to Yu Chengcheng, he asked, "When you were little, was Yu Huan always this fond of playing pranks?"
Hear the words.
Yu Chengcheng shook her head without hesitation, glanced at Yu Huan's profile with a mischievous look, and said with a smile, "Before I went to New York, Huan-ge was an honest man. But after coming back, I found that everything has changed!"
Yu Songnian chuckled and chimed in, "I can only say that Huan-ge has become much more cheerful since he left school and started working!"
Yu Chengcheng nodded slightly: "The change is indeed quite significant, I think it's great, at least it's better than before when I didn't dare to look directly at pretty girls—"
"Hey! This is getting more and more outrageous!" Yu Huan quickly turned around and interrupted her little sister.
If we don't say anything soon, all our secrets will be exposed.
Lin Yourong's pair of dark, bright eyes slanted to the upper right corner of her eye sockets. She turned her face slightly and glanced at him sideways, saying, "I don't know how you were before, but now you're pretty shameless."
Upon hearing this comment, Yu Chengcheng pursed her lips tightly, but couldn't hold back her laughter and burst into tears.
"Uh..." Yu Huan was speechless.
Yu Songnian chuckled twice, then noticed Yu Huan turning around and staring intently at him. He quickly suppressed his smirk and said solemnly, "Brother Huan, which gate do we need to go to?"
The BMW was driving smoothly onto the cross-river bridge.
Yu Huan peered through her sunglasses at the shimmering river, then glanced at the blazing sun high in the sky, and said irritably, "The cable car to the east gate is the only one going up, don't you think?"
“Okay! East Gate!” Yu Songnian nodded vigorously.
Seeing this, Yu Chengcheng mischievously added fuel to the fire: "Huan-ge, don't be angry, Rong-jie is just telling the truth." Yu Huan sighed: "Chengzi, are you just stirring up trouble and trying to drive a wedge between us? I've spoiled you for nothing!"
"Exactly!" Yu Songnian chimed in righteous indignation, "And what a waste that Brother Huan saved your life when you were little!"
Yu Chengcheng let go of her beautiful sister-in-law's hand, leaned down and slapped Yu Songnian on the head: "You're making it sound so serious, are you trying to take sides? Brother Huan is a magnanimous man, you can't even take a joke like this!"
Yu Huan seemed oblivious to her younger sister's sarcastic tone, nodded, and said seriously, "Indeed, adults don't hold grudges against petty people."
Lin Yourong chuckled, but asked Yu Chengcheng curiously, "What happened when you were little?"
Yu Huan smiled and continued, "I'm a white streak in the waves, Song Nian is a fat dragon in the waves, and she's a landlubber. When the three of us go swimming, she can fall into the river even from the shore."
Although Yu Huan spoke of the past in a joking tone, Lin Yourong's eyes widened, her face full of surprise: "Ah?"
Yu Huan glanced at his wife's expression in the rearview mirror, then smiled and continued:
"When I noticed the situation and swam over, she was already gone. Luckily, the current wasn't strong, and I was fortunate enough to grab her clothes by feeling my way down the riverbed. Fortunately, the old man had taught us how to do first aid. After pulling her ashore, Songnian and I took turns performing CPR on her. I remember at first her nose and mouth were full of water, and later they were full of blood—"
Hearing this, Lin Yourong clenched her fists.
Even though Yu Huan described it lightly, one can still imagine how thrilling it was.
Yu Chengcheng nodded her chin and smiled as she continued, "She inhaled mud and sand in the water, which damaged her respiratory tract lining."
Yu Songnian, nicknamed "Fat Dragon in the Waves," chuckled. "Anyway, after we carried her back, Huan-ge and I were in big trouble. We both got a severe beating, and for a whole month, we were both limping."
Lin Yourong frowned slightly and asked, "How old were you back then?"
Yu Huan thought for a moment and said, "I should be about nine years old, and Song Nian is about seven."
“You guys are really too daring.” Lin Yourong shook her head and continued, “Your parents are also very daring, letting you go out to play in the water like this.”
Yu Chengcheng was speechless for a moment and said:
"Sister Yourong, you don't know about our old man. When all these grandchildren were little, he fed them with chopsticks dipped in baijiu (Chinese liquor). Songnian, in particular, had a high alcohol tolerance and was fed the most. Before we could even walk, he would take us to the river to play in the water. I could swim when I was very young, I'm not a landlubber!"
Lin Yourong smiled and said, "It sounds like your grandfather is quite interesting."
Yu Chengcheng commented with a smile: "A seventy-year-old child."
Yu Huan, with her hands behind her head, was sitting comfortably in a soft chair, and jokingly interjected, "What do you mean 'our grandfather'? As my wife, you have to call him grandfather too."
Upon hearing this, Lin Yourong immediately leaned forward, reached around the seat, and pinched his thick-skinned face.
But what she said was, "I've seen a photo of Yu Huan and Grandpa before—"
Before she could finish speaking, she suddenly felt Yu Huan turn her head and gently bite her hand.
Lin Yourong slapped his shoulder in an annoyance, then leaned back in her chair and continued, "Grandpa is still in good spirits."
Watching them playfully bicker, Yu Chengcheng smiled like an aunt and said, "That's right, the old man was incredibly handsome when he was young!"
Lin Yourong nodded and said, "I can tell that you grandchildren are all quite tall."
Yu Chengcheng chuckled and said, "Sister-in-law, your family has great genes! Huan-ge is incredibly lucky to have married such a beautiful wife like you!"
Yu Huan chuckled and said, "Chengzi, you should say this more often; your sister Rong likes to hear it."
Lin Yourong was in a pleasant state.
Upon hearing Yu Huan's words, she couldn't help but reach out, grab his ear, and give it a gentle twist.
Then, before he could react, she quickly withdrew her hand.
Suddenly.
The BMW paused slightly in front of the barrier gate.
With a cheerful smile, Yu Songnian lowered his car window and took the parking card handed to him by the staff at the toll booth.
As the barrier rose, the BMW slowly drove towards the parking garage via the entrance road.
Yu Huan let out a long sigh of relief: "It's so great to come to Yuelu Mountain now. There's no need to queue, and you can drive in without any problems."
Yu Songnian said, "It's a weekday today, and it's the middle of the day, so naturally there aren't many people."
Yu Huan shook his head; the young man didn't understand.
Years later, this place is always packed with people, regardless of holidays.
Yu Huan spotted an empty parking space in the corner of the parking garage and quickly said, "Park outside, it's all winding and twisting inside."
Yu Songnian followed Yu Huan's gaze and nodded: "Okay."
As soon as the BMW reversed into the parking space, Yu Huan unbuckled her seatbelt and started taking off her jacket.
Upon seeing this, Yu Songnian quickly followed suit.
Lin Yourong was opening the car door when she saw this and said with concern, "It's windy on the mountaintop, and it might be a bit cold. You should bring your clothes so you don't catch a cold."
Yuelu Mountain is only about that high, with an altitude of 300 meters. It is indeed windy, but it is not really that cold.
Yu Huan smiled and turned around to tease, "I'm fine anyway. If I feel cold, I can hug you to keep warm."
"Dwarf oil~"
Yu Chengcheng burst into laughter, drawing out her words.
Lin Yourong smiled and gave Yu Huan a reproachful, light glare.
Yu Songnian scratched his head, about to speak, but Yu Huan continued, "The sun is so strong, and it's just a little mountain breeze. Yu Songnian's fat is enough to make a cotton-padded coat, so he definitely won't be afraid of the cold."
"I'm not fat, I'm strong," Yu Songnian muttered under his breath.
Yu Chengcheng smiled mischievously: "Then aren't you invincible? You not only have a coat of fat, but also a muscular vest!"
“Uh…” Yu Songnian was speechless.
After resting for a while, the four of them walked up the steps to the East Gate Square.
Yu Huan looked at the two women walking side by side not far ahead. The younger sister was laughing and talking about something when she suddenly took his wife's arm.
They looked like sisters, which made him wonder if the two of them really shared the same interests.
In the morning, Lin Yourong was worried about feeling awkward, so she asked her mother-in-law for help!
Yu Huan's mind raced. Holding snacks in one hand and taking out her wallet from her pocket with the other, she turned to Yu Songnian and handed it to him, ordering, "Youngest, go run errands and buy tickets."
Yu Songnian waved his hand: "Brother Huan, why would I need you to take out your wallet? I have one!"
"Alright, then we'll wait for you to buy the tickets." Yu Huan didn't stand on ceremony with him and turned around to put her wallet back in her pocket.
"Okay." Yu Songnian replied casually, then turned and strode quickly toward the cable car ticket office.
The three of them paused briefly at the gate.
Yu Huan glanced at the ticket window and saw that there were only five or six people in line.
Then he turned to the two girls who had turned around and said, "Songnian went to buy tickets. Let's go to the boarding point and wait."
"Okay." Lin Yourong nodded slightly.
Yu Huan, however, did not rush to take a step.
He pulled his mask down to his chin, took a deep breath of fresh air, and grinned, showing off his bright white teeth, asking, "What were you guys talking about earlier? You seemed to be having a great time?"
Yu Chengcheng spread her hands and said sarcastically, "Sister Rong asked me how many girlfriends you've dated before. I said that with your pathetic attitude of never being able to say a word, you would never have been able to find a girlfriend."
A soft giggle escaped from beneath Lin Yourong's mask.
Yu Huan rolled his eyes at the sky, feeling utterly speechless.
Lin Yourong's laughter suddenly stopped: "Back in college, you called Chengcheng drunk and complained that you felt like your goddess really liked you, but she didn't seem to understand your hints, right?"
The tone was slightly teasing, and the word "goddess" was emphasized.
Yu Chengcheng pouted: "I told him he was tricked and was being used as a backup option, but he didn't believe me. He said that Fang or something wasn't that kind of person."
Lin Yourong coughed slightly and reminded her, "Fang Yuting."
"Yes! Fang Yuting!" Yu Chengcheng looked at Lin Yourong, who was fully armed, with curiosity and asked in confusion, "Sister Yourong, how did you know?"
"How could I not know? The first time I went to his workplace, he was fighting with another guy over something like Fang!" Lin Yourong's tone was slightly sarcastic.
Having said that, Yu Huan stepped forward and grabbed Lin Yourong's small hand.
He didn't refute it, saying without batting an eye, "Why bring this up? It's all in the past. Anyway, with Chengcheng as my witness, you're my first love and my original wife!"
Lin Yourong let him lead her, but she snorted softly.
This jerk is hiding his true colors so well! Or maybe Chengcheng has incredibly high emotional intelligence.
The first wife is undoubtedly the right one, but when it comes to the first love—
There's no way we can believe his nonsense!
(End of this chapter)