Chapter 17 Xinqiu, it's you again!?
Chapter 17 Xinqiu, it's you again!?
"Hey! Three million likes! Wow, that's amazing!"
Chen Chen looked up and excitedly said to Yan Yiyan.
But what she met was a look of disdain:
Where is God?
"Uh..." Chen Chen frowned, thought carefully for a moment, then suddenly had a flash of inspiration and looked up:
"God is behind the circle!"
"Pfft—" The girl, who had just looked disgusted, couldn't hold back and immediately lowered her head to cover her stomach.
"Hahahaha... Vice President... Oh my god... Vice President, you really are a genius... Hahahaha..."
What are you laughing at?
"N-nothing... Hahahaha..." Yan Yiyan covered her mouth and looked up, her cute little face flushed with uncontrollable laughter. "I... I just think! Meeting the vice president and joining the anime club is just so amazing! Ahahahahaha..."
"How inexplicable." Chen Chen frowned, staring at the girl who couldn't stop laughing, his face full of helplessness.
Seriously, it was just stating a common sense fact, why are you so happy? Is God not behind the ○, but showing off what's behind it?
"No more, no more..." The girl slapped her burning cheeks hard, making up her mind, "I won't laugh anymore! I won't laugh anymore! I absolutely won't laugh anymore!"
After she finished speaking, she looked up and saw Chen Chen's innocent yet adorable expression.
"Oh my god... Hahahaha... I'm doomed... I can't stop laughing... Hahahaha... Hahahaha..."
Goodness, I almost laughed myself to death! Now I have to come up with a solution!
Chen Chen suddenly reached out, grabbed the girl's ponytail, and yanked it hard—
"Ouch, ouch, ouch..."
Are you still laughing or not?
"Hiss... I'm not laughing anymore! I'll never laugh again! If I laugh again, I'll cut off my own tongue!"
Thanks to their combined efforts, Yan Yiyan finally avoided the embarrassing situation of laughing so hard she vomited.
"Also, Vice President, this is 300,000 likes, not 3 million likes."
After finally calming down, the girl quickly pointed to her phone and showed it to Chen Chen.
"Hmm..." Chen Chen scratched his head, "Does this mean that this video isn't actually that popular?"
"That's pretty impressive, at least in our area. I think people at the surrounding schools probably know about it by now!"
"Hmm..." Chen Chen frowned, "So you guys think this is an opportunity to attract traffic, and you're starting to use all sorts of tricks to generate buzz?"
"Yes!" the girl nodded. "Our goal is to become a top-notch school newspaper, so we must seize every opportunity and grab any traffic we can!"
Hmph, pure speculation!
But it's always good to take the opportunity to promote the God of Sex, which gave Chen Chen the feeling that he had become an excellent creator of God of Sex content.
"But isn't this too unfair to Cheng Xiuxiu? You're using her as a tool to attract traffic."
"We don't think that way," Yan Yiyan said with a smile. "It should be a win-win situation for us."
"How can we achieve a win-win situation?"
"Do you know what pretty girls hate most in their daily lives?"
"Can't get the character you want?"
"..."
Yan Yiyan paused for a moment, then directly revealed the answer: "I was being harassed."
As she spoke, she opened her Little Red Book account, where Chen Chen saw several selfies of hers, but these didn't seem to be the ones she wanted to show him.
She scrolled to the messages section.
"Look."
"99+, me too."
"Click to see."
Immediately, Chen Chen opened the door to a new world.
It was too chaotic to describe, but the unprecedented surge of sexual repression really left Chen Chen completely bewildered until Yan Yiyan patted his shoulder hard and he finally came to his senses.
"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit..."
Although he said "fuck" three times, it wasn't enough to express his shock, since he had never seen such a sexually repressed person before.
"Do you understand?"
"Now I understand." He nodded blankly.
"Therefore, I believe that Cheng Xiuxiu will inevitably encounter a similar situation, and even more serious one. So when she got off the bus at the school, we stopped her and, after obtaining her consent, we organized this event."
"What is the purpose?"
"Of course, it's to create the persona of her as a cold, aloof ice queen who would never fall in love!"
Yan Yiyan chuckled, her eyes sparkling: "Aren't we clever!?"
"Yes, very clever." Chen Chen nodded.
"but!"
"But what if?"
He looked directly at her, his tone serious: "But it doesn't make sense."
"Huh?" Yan Yiyan was immediately filled with confusion upon hearing this. "Why is it meaningless?"
"Hmph!" Chen Chen smiled slightly, full of vigor and righteous indignation.
"Because she's going to be my girlfriend!"
……
"We all need courage to believe we can be together... Hey bro! Number 38! How's it going?"
"The experience was great, the voice was lovely, and the attitude was very gentle. I'll definitely come again next time..."
"Hey! How can you be so lewd? This is a confession, not..."
"What do you mean 'not'? I meant confessing again next time. How am I being vulgar?"
"Okay, okay, my thoughts were dirty... but it's not a big deal, buddy. Let me ask around, I'm in our school's dialect research club..."
"Well... let me think... the flight attendant who performed in Chongqing dialect at the New Year's Eve gala!?"
"Yes, yes, so I wanted to ask, when Cheng Xiuxiu spoke to you, did she speak Yuzhou dialect?"
"Oh my, you've hit the nail on the head! Let me tell you, her Yuzhou dialect is amazing! It's so sweet, soft, and gentle; it makes my head spin!"
"Great, fantastic! Next time, we've got the actresses and the budget for our Yuzhou dialect maids sorted out!"
At that moment, a man and a woman suddenly squeezed past the two people confessing their love.
"Hey, hey, hey! Students! Line up! Don't you know how to line up? What the hell?"
"Um...we're in this class."
"Oh, okay, excuse me, please come in."
Chen Chen and Yan Yiyan successfully returned to their respective classes.
"I really think you're too confident. They've already rejected you once, and you're still going to go for it? Isn't that just humiliating yourself?"
"Hmph, that's all the farmers have. They can't even begin to grasp the tip of the iceberg of our OP's profound thoughts."
"Okay, okay, you're awesome. If you're so awesome, go and win Cheng Xiuxiu over. Then I'll really acknowledge you."
"Hmph, underestimating me?"
"Um... um... those two students over there by the haystack? Don't you two think it's too noisy here? Yeah... yeah..."
A soft, sweet voice, like a marshmallow, suddenly rang out, and Chen Chen and Yan Yiyan subconsciously got up to look.
Then, in my field of vision came the petite girl with slightly flushed cheeks. She was wearing an oversized blue and white school uniform, and her long, shiny black hair was draped over her shoulders like heavy silk. Logically speaking, such an outfit should have an unavoidable sense of heaviness, and it probably wouldn't look good on any girl.
However, it is clear that the girl in front of us does not seem to be included in this category.
Her skin was as white as porcelain, her lips were soft and pink, her nose was small and delicate, and beneath her long eyelashes were a pair of bright eyes that seemed to be forever misty with water... The soft sunlight slanted down, making the small face in their field of vision look as exquisite as an angel, causing the two people staring at her to fall into a daze involuntarily.
until……
Until the girl couldn't help but let out a shy and angry cry:
"Chen Chen!? Xinqiu! It's you again!"
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